Go ahead! This site uses voice recognition to determine when you're speaking. Just start off by saying "Hey Woodbeard..." then say your question/comment/rant/etc.
This is totally true and I will absolutley get your message and you won't look at all silly talking to a website...
*Ok, hopefully you didn't actually try that...apologies if you did. *
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